A scandalous hotel set across the street from a local kids' hangout makes for the "Weeklies Adventure of the Week!" The first in the Summer of 2002 Saga.
Remember other Weeklies from updates like: Weeklies Get Sleazy! • Random Weeklies! •
One fantastic evening at the Hotel ******* Alexis'* underwear just couldn't be found. She had looked everywhere and they were no where to be found. It also didn't help between people peeing in the air conditioner and throwing fries on the walls the hotel suite was a complete shit-throw.
Everyone in the suite joined in the search. Even Alex helped by drawing his name on everything with a Sharpie, peeing in the sink and attacking other girls in panty pursuit mode.
Morgan decided to try and help her out. He searched through everything and found the surprising edible and foul smelling underwear in a wallet, along with his bus fare. Once he had them everyone tried to get Sticky to eat them but he was too scared.
Ratboy said if someone gave him some alcohol he would "eat those things." After a few mighty swigs of Bacardi he smashed the offending undies into his face and screamed out about how good they were! The group realized that they were missing out and a rumble broke out for possession of the unspeakables. Hair pulling, Banshee screaming, cartwheeling, have you ever heard of such a spectacle?
Pissed that he was the one to find the hatchet wound coverings and didn't even get a taste, Morgan found his own pair and went to town. Spitting them out in disgust Morgan claimed it was if his "mouth was filled with compost!" Shelly decided to try and make her plain ole red apple more underwearlicious and began rubbing the apple back and forth on her crotch. Exclaiming a "small taste of heaven" the apple was gone in no more than 20 seconds!
Collect was so amazed by the night's madness he just "couldn't stop taking photos" or telling people in the hallway how much be was able to bite off the outrageous undergarmets. It even amazed some of the lesbians staying there too.
To celebrate the success of the underwear find/eat search party many group photos were needed. Say...."Scrumcious Panties!!!"
*All names have been changed to protect the mentally challenged.
Also, on a sad note: It is believed that Morgan is in the hospital as I type, due to these horrible horrible & awful panties. Because of these deadly drearier holders, Morgan won't be able to graduate on time. Hang in there Morgan!
<-- Ahhhh....hallway fun.
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